UPLOAD YOUR FACE.
GET DESPINED.

$DESPINE is the meme coin of terrible posture. Drop a photo of yourself, your dog, your CEO — our AI hunches them into a certified Jimothy-the-raccoon spine syndrome mascot. Built different. Built wrong.

Despine me →Read the whitepaper (2 lines)
⛓ 100% posture on-chain🦝 audited by raccoons🧬 zero spine, max gain
King Jimothy, the despined raccoon mascot of $DESPINE
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// the despiner v1

Get despined in one click

Powered by hunched-over neural nets. Your image never touches a chiropractor.

despine outputidle
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your despined mascot will appear here.

// tokenomics

Numbers that hunch

Total supply
1,000,000,000 $DESPINE

one billy. all crooked.

Tax
0 / 0

we tax your posture, not your bag.

Liquidity
burned 🔥

like our lumbar discs.

Team allocation
0%

the team is Jimothy. Jimothy eats trash.

// roadmap

Roadmap to zero posture

Q1
The Hunch

Launch $DESPINE. Deploy the Despiner. Recruit 1,000 chiropractic haters.

Q2
The Slouch

$DESPINE plush of Jimothy. Every plush ships pre-broken.

Q3
The Collapse

IRL despine booth at conferences. Free posture-ruining stickers.

Q4
Full Spine Syndrome

$DESPINE cross-listed on every DEX that will have us. Mainnet mascot.